Ash, if you are out there, please don’t be upset that I bashed MySpace. And Facebook.

And please friend me back man. I’m waiting.

Actually, what ever man.You aren’t even that cool.

You know, I only replied to your MySpace message because I thought you wanted to catch up on all the time that passed between the time we were co-workers at Tweeter and now.

But fuck it. Since you won’t friend me back, I don’t give a flying shit. Ignore my fucking message.

You know, maybe you are the slut.

I should make a page about what a dick you are. On Facebook.

Yeah. That’ll teach you. Shithead.

Shit.

I’m a cyber-bully.

FYI I’m talking about Ash Berkman, the guy who I was origianlly searching for and NOT poor Ashley. She’s got enough on her plate and I’m not one to pile on. Thanks @chuckwestbrook for bringing this to my attention.

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