SubscribeI searched for a buddy of mine named Ash Berkman. This was like third down on the list.
Ashley lives 20 minutes away from me, and obviously someone is very mad at her. It’s tough to see why, considering her email address is ashleybermanstealspeoplesshit@stealashit.com.
Why did she choose such a long email address? I’d hate type that fucker in every time I logged out of my email.
My friends (yeah, I’m talking to the ONE reader here), this IS cyber bullying. And I feel old. And no one made a Facebook page for me. They just pitted me, the school’s only Jew, against Ataul Ahmad, the school’s only Muslim. In the 7th grade. Lots of penny pinching and flying carpet jokes. Oh, and did I mention we were good friends? But I digress.
Ashley, stay classy. We don’t care either way if you are a slut, we forgive you.
