randoMatt

Dead Blog Post:

…is because I’m tinkering. I’m playing with the back end. I’m downloading plug-ins to make writing easier. I think I’m doing it to procrastinate. One of these days I’ll have a nice and fast and shiny website hopefully with some content to show off.

On a completely unrelated note, I need to do a mental dump one of these days and sort out the shit from the stars. At least this way I’d feel better about where I’m spending my time.

Matt Cheney – 9/25/08 – hiremeseth.com

I wrote that almost a year ago. One of these days I’ll write about my blog graveyard. I feel like I’m planting trees on the information superhighway. Either that or littering.

I always loved West Side Story, so this video combines that and the internet. And it’s super clever.

Ash, if you are out there, please don’t be upset that I bashed MySpace. And Facebook.

And please friend me back man. I’m waiting.

Actually, what ever man.You aren’t even that cool.

You know, I only replied to your MySpace message because I thought you wanted to catch up on all the time that passed between the time we were co-workers at Tweeter and now.

But fuck it. Since you won’t friend me back, I don’t give a flying shit. Ignore my fucking message.

You know, maybe you are the slut.

I should make a page about what a dick you are. On Facebook.

Yeah. That’ll teach you. Shithead.

Shit.

I’m a cyber-bully.

FYI I’m talking about Ash Berkman, the guy who I was origianlly searching for and NOT poor Ashley. She’s got enough on her plate and I’m not one to pile on. Thanks @chuckwestbrook for bringing this to my attention.

Seriously. If you spend a lot of time on the internet, you can’t help but notice a plethora of teeth whitening banner, 125×125 and Ad Word ads.

Is this a trend I’ve missed? Does having white teeth make you impervious to the economy? Or is having white teeth now the new bigger/harder penis?